WWE is on tv and this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
some wrestler is just walking around singing “na na na na na na na na hey hey hey goodbye” he’s been doing this for like three minutes
oh he’s doing it again
everyone’s cheering
i can’t believe WWE has fans and exists
it baffles me
amazingly i’m a fan of DX (Triple H and Shawn Michaels) and John Cena….. *Sheepish grin*
OH JESUS GOD
ugh, except its not like that at all…. there are different kinds of love……
good lord my face feels like i’ve gone 6 rounds with the current heavy weight boxing champ…. worst part is, i can still breath, so i know it’s not THAT bad… it just really frelling hurts
i’m a pretty weird person who likes/collects a lot of really odd things, but i am so intensely practical at times it worries me.
the muscles under my cheekbones really hurt….
YAY!!! I’m Missy, an employee at the bookstore. DEFINITELY say hi :D
Hey :) so you’re following me now?
what?
Driving through west Texas today, Hank and Katherine and I have made some important innovation to the Game of Cows, and we thought you might like to know our rules. (For those who don’t know, the Game of Cows is a road trip game in which you say “cows” when you see more than one cow. It’s very complicated. Oh, also, you can get points for saying, “dead people” whenever you see more than one grave.)
So here are the new rules we’ve developed, basing the game on quidditch:
Cows are worth 10 points. Dead people are worth 150 points, and whenever someone correctly calls dead people, the game ends. So generally if you see dead people, as when the seeker catches the snitch, you win. But if Katherines has 160 points from cows and I have 0, and I call dead people, the game has ended with her winning.
If you incorrectly call cows or dead people (like, for instance, if you call cows but it turns out they’re horses), your score goes to zero within that game.
You then keep track of your victories and losses over the course of the trip.
So far today katherine has three victories, I have one, and Hank has zero even though he is trying harder than anyone else. (Katherine is at the moment so confident of victory that she is taking a nap.)
if you’re going to give an airline a bad review based on their poor wine selection just click out of the window and take a nap in your bed covered by 100,000 thread count sheets made from the hair of blonde orphans and see if you feel any less grumpy after
