- LOCATION: THE MULTIVERSE. TWO MEN APPROACH EACH OTHER ACROSS A FEATURELESS PLAIN
- Jack Harkness: HelLO. I'm Jack.
- Kirk: Captain James T Kirk
- THEY EXTEND HANDS TO SHAKE
- A SPARK FLIES.
- BELLS SING. DRUMS BEAT. EVERY REALITY SHUDDERS
- IT HAS COME. THE FLIRTPOCALYPSE.
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
u know the first time jim and spock tried daddy kink in bed spock replied to “who’s your daddy, spock” with “sarek of vulcan” and jim left the room
I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods
and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make
why cant we be mermaids
but do they have wifi underwater
- me: hey mum, lets say you die.
- mum: ok
- me: if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be?
- mum: you
- mum: If I'm going down I'm taking you with me
SERIES 8 OF DOCTOR WHO ISN’T AIRING UNTIL LATE 2014.
WE GET THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY AND ACHRISTMAS SPECIAL THIS YEAR AND THAT’S IT FOR LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF WTF
SO WE ARE THE NEW SHERLOCK FANDOM IS THAT IT
You guys have 7 full series, and also you have tons of Classic Who. We have SIX W H O L E EPISODES.
Very true. I’m with Sherlock on this point
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like