Missy's Shenanigans

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

goldshirts-tightpants:

u know the first time jim and spock tried daddy kink in bed spock replied to “who’s your daddy, spock” with “sarek of vulcan” and jim left the room

slytheringsnake:

I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE

pauliebleeker:

IM

FUXCKIN

CRYIN

methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

runaeveena:

ehehehelokid:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

belowtherust:

brooklynlovesyouforlife:

i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs

lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods 

and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make

why cant we be mermaids 

but do they have wifi underwater

Priorities

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

that was deep

wellthisisverymuch:

theheartofascientist:

lizthefangirl:

faithandhopex3:

SERIES 8 OF DOCTOR WHO ISN’T AIRING UNTIL LATE 2014.

20FREAKING14

WE GET THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY AND ACHRISTMAS SPECIAL THIS YEAR AND THAT’S IT FOR LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF WTF

SO WE ARE THE NEW SHERLOCK FANDOM IS THAT IT

You guys have 7 full series, and also you have tons of Classic Who. We have SIX  W H O L E  EPISODES.

Very true. I’m with Sherlock on this point

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

casfeathers:

mixgoldenphoenix:

gracelesscas:

i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas

“I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?”

“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”