I really love my mom. this is one of my favorite pictures of us together.
She’s probably one of the coolest people I know.
She’s a dental assistant who dabbles in making vampire teeth.
She’s an amateur taxidermist.
She’s a self taught vet.
She’s a “zoo keeper.”
She’s a snake wrangler.
She’s a bug hunter.
She’s an artist.
She’s a carpenter.
She’s a quilter.
She’s an amazing chef.
She’s surprisingly amazing on the piano.
She’s a great seamstress.
She has a tattoo.
you and your mom have no swag. look at you two.
Oh man we got pwned
seriously? Your mom is pretty badass….
Via Are we special, or just weird?
I would make this a “read more” post, but I dont’ know how to do that
but um….
is there any better feeling than letting out a really good fluffy fart?
you know who gave me the most terrifying nightmares as a kid?
before there was jack quaid there was the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang
Via Sonnet in Digital Code
Ladies, just because you meet someone that’s a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren’t whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he’s a homosexual does not mean he wants to fuck you up the ass, so stop being a pussy and be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being, he deserves it.
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About me
I like a lot of stuff. I constantly worry if I'm being to practical so I tend to make bad judgement calls or I'm perceived as a stick in the mud. My mom thinks I'm the bees knees though... so... I guess that makes up for it... (My background was saved as Horse pellet.gif)
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